• You separate your trash into more than five different bins.
• Your front door has a sign with your family name made from salt dough.
• You eat a cold dinner at 6pm.
• You call your cell phone „handy“ and a projector „beamer“.
• You have no problems with nude beaches and saunas.
• You are shocked when you have to pay for dental care.
• You own a pair of jeans in a color other than blue.
• People start talking about Hitler and Hofbräuhaus when you tell them where you’re from.
• You work 40 hour weeks and have 6 weeks of vacation a year, but complain about hard times.
• You yell at people for jaywalking.
• You think college tuition is an outrage.
• You wear brown leather shoes.
• You have ended an English sentence with „…, or?“.
• You can tell at least one Manta joke.
• You spent hours in school learning to pronounce „th“.
• You complain that in other countries everything is dirty.

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